I get a lot of hits on my blog from across the realm of the Internet, many of which are from links on Facebook, Twitter, or RSS readers. To you guys who follow me: thank you! You give me many happies. However, I also get a huge number of new visitors daily to my blog from people who search around the Internet for various search terms. As part of a monthly project, here are some short replies to some of the search terms people have used to arrive here at the Digital Ambler. This focuses on some search terms that caught my eye during the month of October 2015.
“can we change our physical gender by occultism” — First, a clarification: sex and gender are two separate things. Sex is physical and involves the organs, bone structure, and hormones that your body has and produces; generally, this is male or female, but there are cases where someone is born intersexed with a mixture of the two sexual types. Gender is a mental and social construct, and is a fluid gradient between masculine, feminine, agendered, and other genderqueer (hence the use of third person singular gender-neutral pronouns, i.e. neither “he/his/him” nor “she/her/her”). Second, magic doesn’t work this way, not like how you asked. I can no more change myself from a physical man into a woman any more than I can shoot fire from my palms or cause earthquakes by hitting the ground with my staff. That’s the stuff of the gods and of myth. Magic is a spiritual influence, not a physical one, and although it has physical effects, it goes through spiritual means to do so. The Harry Potter stuff is just fantasy, and no more. Now, you can certainly use magic to make transgender transition easier or more obtainable (easier access to hormone therapy, increased finances for physical reconstruction/plastic surgery, glamor to convince people easier that you’re a particular gender, persuasion to make bigots accept you easier, safety when alone at night or with friends), but there’s no ritual that will just up and change a man into a woman or a woman into a man.
“kybalion santeria” — Ugh. Ew. No. The two should never mix. The Kybalion is New Thought trash; I know that many occultists read it as one of their first books, which acts as a gateway to bigger and better stuff. I know. I get it. I do. But the Kybalion is trash that causes more harm than good, and the fact that a lot of people read it doesn’t make it a good book. It’s not Hermetic, certainly; heck, the name of the text itself is made up and supposed to recall “qabbalah”. And, all that said, trying to mix the Kybalion with Santeria is…unpalatable. Heck, Santeria is closer to actual Hermetic theurgy (complete with emanationist cosmogony and ensoulment of things) than the Kybalion could ever hope to be, and Santeria is a religion from slaves. Slaves who had nothing but their ancestors and their gods and a crafty way of calling on them by a number of names unfamiliar to them. Anyway….yeah, no. Don’t mix the two, kiddo.
“how to consecrate a ring with the power of the sun” — Consecration of jewelry or talismans generally is an important part of my work. How does one consecrate stuff? Well, it depends on the force or god you’re consecrating it to. With the planets, it depends on what tradition you want to work with, since there are dozens of cultures that have some sort of planetary magic, and hundreds or thousands of rituals between them all. Originally, I got my start with a Christian-Hermetic angelic approach, which is still what I’ll pull out for really heavy-duty long-term projects, but I’ve experimented with many others. For the Sun, specifically, I’d strongly recommend a ritual I recently came across from the PGM, which I’ve entitled the Consecration of the Twelve Faces of Helios. Tweak it accordingly to receive the powers you want.
“is it cultural appropriation for magicians to work with saints” — No. Spirits call whom they call; it’s not up to meatsuits to tell you “no, you can’t work with spirit X because you’re white”. I’m very much of the opinion that when a god comes to you, regardless of where they come from, you pay attention. I have no Greek ancestry, yet the Greek gods welcome me and Hermes especially calls to me; I have Jewish ancestry, but I feel less Jewish than a pig farmer in an oyster bar on Yom Kippur. I’m getting involved with the ATR community, who’ve taken me in and with whom I hope to serve and pitch in as much as any black Cuban. I’m not baptized, but the Christian saints have helped me out and continue to do so regularly. Why is this? Because spirits recognize color and ancestry and culture but (in general) they don’t care. If you want to work with them, if you learn about them, if you encounter them how they ask and prefer to be encountered, if you fulfill your vows and keep your word to them, if you remember them and respect them, if you do your best to be a decent fucking human being, then you’re probably going to do better than many who are just “born into the culture” and don’t see it as any more than a thing their grandparents do. However, respect is the key; that’s the difference between cultural appropriation and cultural appreciation. There can and should be a two-way exchange between cultures, and we should never be binned into a box just because we were born into it. That said, we shouldn’t loot, disrespect, or forget the origins of those whom we call on, and we shouldn’t transgress boundaries that even people of a particular culture wouldn’t transgress. Consecrating elekes with your Wiccan pentacle or setting up an “Elegua protection altar” with hematite skulls and candy is not how you respect the gods. You don’t just read a book written with half-assed, half-correct information by gods-only-know-what-hack and think you’re good to go as some sort of divine initiate. Lineaged initiations, for instance, cultural mores, and purity laws are things to be respected. For instance, even though I’m not Christian, I go to Catholic mass all the same when I need to get in touch more with a saint; that said, because I’m not baptized, I won’t take part in the Eucharist and receive communion. Why? Because I’m doing it for the same Power that the saint lived and died for. It’s respect, and I apply that to all my spirits, be they gods, theoi, orisha, saints, angels, ancestors, kami, demons, or whatnot.
“the true table of practice” — There is no “true” Table of Practice, no more than there’s a “true” wand or “true” Triangle of Art. Tables of Practice are tools used in conjuration as a basis for summoning a spirit, and there are different types of Tables used: there’s the one from the Ars Paulina, the one from Trithemius, the one from Dee, and I’m sure there are yet others that exist in the Western Hermetic tradition. The Table you use is dependent on what text or tradition of magic you’re working with. If it exists, by which I mean if you have a tangible version of it you can use in a ritual, regardless whether it’s gilded stone or engraved wood or Sharpie on a cereal box, then it’s true enough to work.
“cyprian of antioch vs st michael” — Why “versus” at all? Cyprian of Antioch is a saint, and so honors God through His angels, including Michael the Archangel, the Prince of the Heavenly Host. They work together, although Cyprian might prefer to call on a number of other powers before calling on Michael. Now, while I strongly recommend developing a relationship with both Cyprian and Michael, and while they both tend to achieve the same end result when it comes to spiritual work, they achieve them in different ways. Saint Michael the Archangel is the one who conquers and subdues wicked spirits, demons, and devils; think of the usual image of him where he’s impaled the Devil with his sword or spear and has him chained and underfoot; Michael helps you command the spirits as your servants. Saint Cyprian of Antioch, on the other hand, is the one who ennobles and elevates wicked spirits, making them genteel and dignified so that one may work with them on an equal footing; Cyprian helps you collaborate with the spirits as your partners. Sometimes it’s better to go with Michael than Cyprian, sometimes the other way, sometimes either way. It depends on your style of interaction with the spirits, whether you prefer to be harsh or soft and whether you prefer slaves or partners, and it depends on the specific circumstances you’re working with spirits. Sometimes you need force, and sometimes you need nobility.
“how to do things with quartz crystal” — Yes. You do the things with the crystal by using it. You might need to hold it differently or make sure it’s smooth enough for some particular means; you may not want those ridges on a Lemurian crystal (snerk) chafing your anus or vagina. Not all crystals work as soup ladles. Crystals generally do not work well as shampoo. Horses tend to get you from place to place on the streets in rural Pennsylvania better than crystals. One cannot make good coffee or tea with quartz crystals (or, for that matter, the crystallized powder of dehydrated coffee). Smoothed crystals work well as back massagers. Most crystals, except for the tiny ones, can help keep papers on your desk in the case of an unexpected tornado. So many things!
“scorpio planetary hours” — There’s a bit of a semantic mismatch here. Scorpio is a sign of the Zodiac, a 30° segment of the ecliptic in the eighth sphere of the fixed stars, beyond the spheres of the planets. Planetary hours are segments of daytime or nighttime that are associated with the individual planets. Scorpio is not a planet, and thus receives no planetary hour. However, Scorpio is associated with the planet Mars in its negative/passive/feminine aspect, so we can say that certain hours of Mars (such as those at nighttime or during the waning Moon) can be associated with Scorpio, as I’ve experimented with before. However, as my results from said experiment have indicated, there’s no real need to use planetary hours for the zodiac; rather, you’d want to time stuff so that the sign in question is rising (at the eastern horizon) or culminating (at the zenith/midheaven).
“witchcraft entity children summoning conjuration rituals” — I…what? Are you wondering what spells witches use to summon children? Is Hansel and Gretel a cautionary tale of “don’t let your children get bewitched”? Do you think that those Satanic witches summon children to their stoops so that they can dismember them and use them in sacrifices to the Devil? Pah! Smart witches understand that one should use the most mundane, innocuous methods and stock up when children are in abundance. On that note, have fun trick-or-treating this weekend, kids!
“angelic runes chart”, “planetary runes combinations” — Funnily enough, these are not what triggered my recent post on term clarification for different types of symbols, but it was a Reddit post on /r/occult. Anyway, neither angels nor planets have runes (pace anonymous author of the Liber Runarum). The word “rune” refers specifically to the letters of the alphabets used for Germanic and Scandinavian languages prior to the introduction of the Roman script in northwestern and northern Europe. There are runiform scripts out there, like Old Hungarian and Old Turkish, which look kinda-sorta like futhark/futhorc runes, but they’re not themselves runes. Angels have seals or sigils (such as those given in the Magical Calendar or the Heptameron or Agrippa), and planets just have glyphs. In general, it’s better to just use the generic word “symbol” to refer to things.
“cassiel ritual for separation of lovers” — Cassiel is the angel associated with the planet Saturn, and is otherwise known as Castiel, Caffriel, Tzaphqiel, or some other mangled form of its original Hebrew name. Saturn is not exactly the most emotional or sweetest of planets, and is also associated with the metal lead. You know the story of Cupid? He has two sets of arrows: gold-tipped ones to cause people to fall in love, and lead-tipped ones to cause people to fall in hate. I don’t have a ritual handy under the angelic powers of Saturn to cause people to spurn each other, but it’s not hard to see how this might be done. For instance, if I were to make up such a ritual…get a fishing weight made of lead and hammer it out into a flat disc. Engrave one person’s name on the left of the disc and the other person’s name on the right, with the symbol of Saturn written three times down the middle of the disc. On a Saturday night in the hour of Saturn, preferably with the Moon waning and placed antagonistically towards the planet, call on the angel of Saturn with myrrh and asafoetida incense. Proclaim the love of so-and-so with thus-and-such null and void, that the powers of Saturn sullen and ensorrow their relationship, and that the two lovers be no more; break the disc down the three symbols of Saturn into two, such that the two names are no longer together on the same piece of lead. Suffumigate the pieces in the incense and set a black candle to burn on each such that the black wax covers the two pieces of lead. In the morning, instead of using the bathroom as normal, piss on the two pieces of wax-covered lead, and bury each piece where the person will step over it (so-and-so’s piece where so-and-so walks, thus-and-such’s piece where thus-and-such walks). You’re done! Go take a shower and enjoy your chaos.
“how to consecrate a 7 day candle”, “burning candle rituals in psalms”, “candle burning rituals psalms”, “burning candle rituals use of psalms”, “florida water and white candle rituals”, “psalms 23 white candle magic”, “how to burn candle to pray with psalm”, “candle burning ritual using the psalms”, “can you use florida water to consecrate a candle” — I’m not sure if I noticed it before or if it’s actually weird this month, but it seems like I’ve gotten a higher-than-normal rate of candle/psalm-related searches. Chances are these are variants of something a single person was using and kept getting turned back to my blog, and given the inclusion of Florida water in a few of the searches, I’m going to guess they’re looking for something more American in style, like hoodoo or rootworking uses. Honestly, while the usual all-purpose candle consecration ritual I use comes from the Key of Solomon (book II, chapter 12), that’s generally overkill for something like this. Washing a candle off in fresh, clean water or holy water is more than enough; Florida water may make it a little “brighter” than you want, but it’s a good spiritual cleanser all the same. You can anoint candles with olive oil that’s been prayed over or with a specific magical oil, but it’s not strictly needed unless you think it’ll help with your specific need better. There’re whole books and styles of setting lights and burning candles, especially with Psalm magic, far more than I can describe here, but use candles in ways that make sense, generate spiritual power from the flame, and demonstrate through ritual motion of moving and placing candles according to the specific psalm and purpose of the ritual.
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And now, since I figure I may as well rejoice in it, here’s the list of all phallus-related searches from this month. Because people obviously come to read the Digital Ambler for two things, magic and dicks, and I’m not sure which is more popular anymore.
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