Inspired by the wonderful Patrick Dunn over at Postmodern Magic, I’ve been interested in doing a similar post (though not quite a series of posts) on various subjects in spirituality, the occult, and magic that I don’t believe in or have no basis for believing. I mean, there’s a lot of BS out there, and even though I deal with BS quite seriously on a daily basis, I have to set my BS tolerance threshold somewhere. To be fair, part of this list might just be due to the fact that I’m still fairly young and may not have as much experience with some of the things below as others may, but those are reasonably few and fair between. After all, young as I am, I’ve still seen and done a fair amount in my life that a good number of others haven’t.
And with that bit of mysterious nostalgia out of the way, let’s begin:
Some upcoming mass spiritual revolution, dawning of the Age of Aquarius, galactic realignment, whatever. This ties in right well with any apocalyptic or end-of-the-world theory (hopefully you all haven’t forgotten that 2012 was just last year), none of which I believe in. Rather, I’m a proponent of the idea that there’s nothing new under the sun. Consider that humanity has only been around for about 200,000 years as a biologically distinct species, 50,000 years as a culturally self-aware race, and 10,000 years as a race that works with agriculture and cities. Evolutionarily speaking, this is not a long time (we normally see evolution taking place over the span of millions of years). To think that we’re due for some new mass spiritual awakening because the biases and structures of the past millennia or two haven’t been too friendly towards a specific generation or countergenerational revolution is folly. Do I think humanity doesn’t evolve, ever? No! We’ve been changing and (I like to think) getting better, inch by inch, mile by mile, man by man, but it’s not going to happen all at once in a year or two. Maybe over a handful of millennia, if we’re disciplined and adept about it, but I’m not holding my breath. Much as John Michael Greer has been saying on his blog The Archdruid Report, people want such apocalyptic change not because they’re too lazy to have it done by themselves or to work for it over a span of time. On the other hand, I’m not saying that there isn’t some kind of storm in the offing metaphysically, but it’s not some kind of 2012-esque mass enlightenment nonsense.
Orgonite. I’m not talking about orgone energy or technology in general, but specifically orgonite. Maybe a year or so ago before I started the MaGOS project, I’d’ve dissed and tossed orgone tech from here to Kathmandu, but the tech does generally seem to work, and shares similarities with Franz Bardon’s stuff. However, that cannot be said for orgonite, which (for those blissfully ignorant) is a congealed mass of resin mixed with metal shavings and, optionally, bits of crystal and decorative material (glitter, dyes, etc.). Their intended effect is to purify local areas of “deadly orgone” or bad energy into “positive orgone” or good energy, given the basic hypothesis of how orgone energy works (ambient vital essence attracted to organic materials and repelled by inorganic materials). Still, if the original orgone tech was unable to differentiate between the two, orgonite (a more portable extension of the tech) won’t either. Add to it the fact that some of the crazier of the hippies out there like to “gift” or throw the chunks (often poured into and hardened in muffin tins or martini glasses for the shape) at cell phone towers, in Indian burial grounds, or in African reservoirs, and you have a recipe for utter stupidity. Plus, in my experience, it oftentimes comes out looking like jagged congealed robot vomit.
Karma (the popular conception of it, aka The Rule of Three). I understand karma from a Hindu or Buddhist perspective, with a bias towards the Buddhist interpretation of the idea. In short, karma is an action arising from an intention of an unenlightened or conditioned being that has an effect. Once enlightened (or, perhaps in a more Western phrasing, acting in accordance with one’s True Will), one acts without karma. This is how the thing works, people, not this “rule of three” or “what goes around comes around” nonsense. The modern use and meaning of karma is just another example of both horrible cultural appropriation and a way to isolate a basic human need to see retribution done on others. Try as we might to remain altruistic and detached, humanity has an instinctual taste for revenge and justice that likes seeing itself effected, especially on others for whom we may not know the whole story. On the flip side of this, though? No matter what religion, philosophy, or path you fall into, if you need the threat of punishment to keep you in line and keep you from harming others, you’re doing it wrong. Besides, this stolen idea of karma completely throws out the (also Buddhist) notion of expedient means, or the ability to use normally unfruitful or harmful methods to arrive at a better state of the cosmos. Examples are using white lies to lure distracted children out of a dangerous situation, or killing one person to save a million others. In other words, the ends justify the means much more than the means do on their own. For those with a more Hindu bent to their cultural appropriation, you’re also neglecting the fact that karma can often be “atoned” for and, through the proper offerings and rituals, washed away completely, similar to Christian confession and absolution of sins.
Claims of unbroken lineage from time immemorial for modern pagan or magical movements. Yes, humanity has always had a spiritual bent to it. Yes, spirits/gods/whatever have always existed. Yes, magic has always been done in some form or another. Yes, every generation of humanity has its fair share of witches and magicians. No, you cannot make claims that your modern reconstructionist orthodox tradition of whatever has been passed down in secret family lines for thousands of years intact, especially if you don’t have the pedigree or diplomas to prove it. I’ve seen this claim been made of several branches of occult work, and especially those of (Dianic) Wicca and other “families” of witchcraft. Witchcraft, especially done nowadays, is not a “surviving pre-Christian tradition”. While some ancient godnames and the like might still be in use in extraordinarily rural areas of the world, if only in utterly derived or devolved forms, a lot of the modern reconstructed stuff you see nowadays is just that: modern (i.e. not of the past) and reconstructed (i.e. built according to assumptions from extant historical sources). Believe me, if you actually did practice a “pure pre-Christian pagan path”, you’d be using a lot more animal and blood-based sacrifice than you are. Purity in spirituality is a fairly stupid concept to my eyes (there’s value in learning a complete system as-is, but whole systems often have multiple parents). On a related note, the belief that the Burning Times was as bad as many people claim it was is also bogus to my eyes and ears. Nine million people killed? Weren’t there, like, nine million people in Europe to begin with during those times? C’mon.
There’s no need for animal sacrifices. I’ve gone over this before after bringing up a ritual from the PGM that involves a donkey’s head and blood, but honestly, this is a simple matter for me. Life energy is powerful, and when it’s appropriate (and it’s not always appropriate), it’s a good idea to use a sacrifice of life. Modern traditions, especially those from the African Diaspora, still use them, and every ancient culture practiced them. Ritualists collectively stopped doing them with the advent of Christianity, which wiped out most forms of animal sacrifice along with most other religious traditions to replace it with the transubstantiation of Communion (which, theologically speaking, is pretty freaky when you think about it and just as awesome). Not all gods desire blood or life sacrifices, sure, but a lot of them sure do. While cultural norms may evolve and change over time, the gods don’t have to (being immortal and whatnot); after all, if you’re serious about worshipping your gods, you listen to them and not some fluffy Llewellyn-addicted white-lighter. If you want to worship the gods, you do what they ask or tell you to, not what others judge you by.
Now, there are a few things out there that I’m inclined against believing outside of dogma and mythology, but I’m open to the idea of it having some chance, and convincable with demonstrative proof of their existence. So, wanna try fielding something with an example and seeing whether it passes my BS threshold? Let me know in the comments!
Good list. The “retribution” from karma is simply that it weighs you down. Amitabha Buddha weighs your alaya-vijnana and if it’s lighter than a feather… Oh, wait, I might have mixed that up ;-)
*slow clap* Sounds about right for standard new age tripe, in my opinion.
I don’t believe that Past Life regression has any value. If you have issues, it won’t help you to know that your little brother hated you xxx years ago. As much as people are in love with finding out if they were Cleopatra in a past life, I can’t see how that would help you in this one.
I won’t say that it has no value, but it certainly is overblown. For some people, this could very well be their first time in a meatsuit; for others, this could be their googolth. It might be nice to see what past events may have possibly laid the groundwork for certain perceptions this time around, but so what? It might be nice to know that you were called on in a certain position way back when that one time for something, but it’s more important that you’re being called on now for something different. It’s a lot like Buddha’s parable of the arrow.
I did a past life reading for myself once with geomancy, just to test out the oracle’s powers with that. I was just seeing if I could find out what happened in my most recent past life; the only sensible thing I got out of it was that I had died. Technically correct answers are the best kind of correct.
Heh, I approve.
It’s worth pointing out that there are several existing traditions of orthodox Christian animal sacrifice – mostly relating to the eucharist and the expiation of sin, but it’s there. I believe the vatican ritually slaughters a lamb every so many years to maintain the strength of the sacraments. It’s framed in doctrinally benign terms but it is ritual sacrifice, nonetheless…
I didn’t know this kind of thing existed! Do you recall which traditions these are? I’d love to learn more about them. It sounds similar to the Jewish practice of expiation through transferring sin to chickens.
Heh, this was a lot shorter list than I was expecting from previous conversations. :)
Granted, but I don’t want to develop carpal tunnel syndrom this early on in my career.
Animal sacrifice is controversial, but I totally agree with you. But sacrificing black dogs is both beyond my skills and illegal. And I simply couldn’t bring myself to do it — I love dogs too much. And there’s no handy source of them. And… And… —But it would be a mighty sacrifice.
I’d counter that a lot of the old styles of worship and magic are illegal (at worst) or highly suspicious (at best). I understand the difficulty with some kinds of animal sacrifice, but put it this way: you wouldn’t kill a dog for a god unless you really, really needed the force for something very, very important. Life and death aren’t things to trifle with, but at the same time, they can provide immense sources of power.
I quite agree with the things you do not believe in and second them. Even though i am a witch i always thought the three-fold law of return was just made up to keep early coveners in line.
Yes, quite a bit of orgonite out there looks like crap. somewhat sparkly crap, but crap none the less. Then there is the super pretty orgonite manufacturers. Like this place: http://www.natures-blessings.org/orgoneProducts.htm
but what they make seems more like talismans then the usual orgonite stuff. Someone, somewhere else posted a similar thought about all orgonite, that it seems more pure magic then orgone tech that is more traditional with Reich’s work.
Although, I wonder if one could use resin to construct an orgone accumulator on a small scale, as I think the usual resin is technically an organic substance.
Hey Hey Hey. I’ve tried making orgonite. Strange stuff seems to happen when you have it around you. But with that said, it all amounted to nothin but subtle “weirdness.” It certainly didn’t improve my general “luck” very much. And it all may be the work of my imagination. And there are many things that do indeed block EMFs. There are indeed holistic things that do work. Unfortunately, orgonite ain’t one of those things. It really is too bad. I had high hopes for the stuff. Instead, I’ve got a bunchof nice looking paper weights.